Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

emily wood

Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet

Emily wood:best friend you will ever meet

by Emily wood May 9, 2018

soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.

Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?

by livinfer2day March 2, 2017

wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass

the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird

by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016

polish the wood

When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.

"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."

by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016

Morning wood

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.

Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!

by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021