An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
Get the Randy's wifemug. When your on your girlfriends leash
by Greekgod10 July 1, 2016
Get the Wifedmug. the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman
Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
by idon'tknowwhyi'mhere March 2, 2016
Get the throw down wifemug. A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.
by Iri June 17, 2024
Get the wife pussymug. A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.
This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024
Get the dead wife montagemug. A very good looking significant other.
by Pasel November 6, 2023
Get the Brady wifemug. Aya is namjoon's wife, was raised to take care of my husband. cook him meals, wash his clothes, and make sure he has a clean house to come home to. i live to serve his every need and carry out his every demand, if he cheats that is on ME and he caught ME slipping
by Hobiworld November 7, 2020
Get the Namjoon's wifemug.