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spice wife

Usually a female who seems to be married to the sesh, or married to a someone who loves the sesh too much.

Normally anywhere drugs and drama is.

Like the programme the good life, but on spice.
Shes a proper spice wife. She’s only lingering around because she over heard you order the beek.
by Anklebiter July 11, 2018
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Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024
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Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.
Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.
by macaddictr October 29, 2012
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Dex Wife

Dead Ex Wife is shortly called as DexWife.
Chaggi's Dex wife keeps reminding him of their favourite memories together
by KayG May 5, 2021
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Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.
She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
by thmill December 2, 2024
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Wife-leecher

Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.

When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.

This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
"How much for a commission?"

"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."

"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."

"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
by TheLingeringSaint February 4, 2022
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How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.
Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021
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