nob wash

an insult used when in a phat stress...

"you actual nob wash! what do u thing ure doin, gay hair!."

by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006

cocoa wash

The Spanish term for brain-washing.

I told Marco I went to a weird church and he said "church will cocoa wash you".

by Avery Savina April 20, 2008

hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.

Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night

by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008

Egg Wash

Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.

Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.

by Captain Jugwash January 15, 2009

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.

Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.

by MoxieB May 3, 2009

turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 5, 2010