Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom

“Ur mom is hot”

by Urmomishotdawglikebel October 29, 2021

ur mom gay

ur mom gay

Hey dad, ur mom gay!

by Gojjan September 25, 2018

ur mom

it means that i fucked ur mom last night

I did ur mom

Meaning - Me and ur mom had sexual intercourse

by WaRRioR23 January 31, 2022

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

ur mom

a comeback for anything

Q you smell
A so dus your mom

by Ocean!!! March 6, 2023