Uncle Bad Touch

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2010

Uncle Steve

That stupid uncle you have that goes around playing poker in Vegas blowing his money than going fishing with the little bit he has left.

You: Uncle Steve can we go....
Uncle Steve: no

by RetardHunter June 15, 2015

Uncle Bob's

Code Word for Strip Club

Bob Seger "Night Moves"

Hey Honey We will be back late tonight we are going to visit Justin's Uncle Bob. Don't wait up.

by Manderin September 11, 2005

Uncle Tom Collins

A nickname for Republican Senator Susan Collins after the Senate voted to green-light Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.

As women endeavor to continue having control over their reproductive rights and cast their ballots in the next election, they cannot forget the “yes” vote cast by Uncle Tom Collins.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2018

and bob's your uncle

Aussie slang term meaning "and there you go", "and then you're done", etc.

To make popsicles, just put juice in an ice tray, put a toothpick in each cell, put it in the freezer overnight, and bob's your uncle.

by korex December 29, 2003

goofy ahh uncle

someone who is stupid ahh hell and someones uncle who touches kids

DaJamal: Here go my goofy ahh uncle again yahurr...
LeJamal: ah hell nahh bruh...
LeUncle: LeCapalot how dat butt comin along?

by long head ahh duude December 5, 2022

Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.

Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by pieslorde July 11, 2016