ur mutt slut

An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.

Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

ur mom gay

a phrase that disintegrates the enemy

Timmy: "Ur fucking fat"
Jonathan:"Ur mom gay"
Timmy: Melts as if Thanos fucking snapped and only deleted TImmy.

by sadasianmemer May 21, 2019

ur momma a pappa

its better than ur mom gey, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, ur granny tranny and ur grandpap a trap. its the ultimate deal breaker, and destroys 1 random universe each time its said, and spawns a meatball in the sky.

gay man: ur mom gey
you: no u
gay man: i used my reverse card B
you: ur dad lesbian
ur friend: ur granny tranny
you: dont gang up on me
ur friend: **ur sister a mister**
you: i guess its time to end this all..
gay man: ur grandpap a trap
you: ur momma a pappa
**meatball drops, but suddenly the universe implodes on itself**

by ur over protective mom May 16, 2018

Ur baby maybe

Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.

Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*

by UrBabyMaybe May 16, 2018

Ur child pedophile

The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile

Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.

by Redres26 May 17, 2018

ur pokemon digimon

the worst insult.
worse than ur grandpap a trap and any other ur ___ a ___. as soon as you say it, one digimon fan and one pokemon fan die, and the universe explodes.

Lola: ur mum gay
May: well ur dad lesbian
Lola: oh yeah well ur granny tranny
May: well. ur sister a mister
Lola: oh ye? ur brother a mother
May: well ur grandpap a trap
Lola: well yer great gramp a tramp
May: well, YOUR POKEMON DIGIMON
Lola: **fucking dies**
Pkmn Fan: **dies**
Digimon Fan: **dies**
Universe **explodes**
May: das right.

by andpringl May 23, 2018

ur mom gorgeous

The ultimate destruction of anyone you use it on, but only on April Fools Day

Bill: hey man! ur mom gorgeous

Joe: Hey, thanks bro, I needed that

Bill: April Fools lol

Joe: *dies*

Bill: ha ha lol

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) May 24, 2018