two-fingered butt saw

The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.

Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.

by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006

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two point five

half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.

"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"

by Banjo09 November 21, 2007

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two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

by asoiubnweks August 9, 2008

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Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate

Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate

Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....

by dweber79 July 5, 2010

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Two Girls One Dinosaur

The act of two girls having sex with a dinosaur

Cindy- i want your dinosaur cock
Amber- yeah gerorge fuck me
George The Dinosaur- rawr
Amber- oh yeah It turns me on when you rawr. Lets do two girls one dinosaur
Cindy-mmmmm,great idea

by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 11, 2013

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