toucey

any body part that is commonly shaved. depending on the context it can be used in several ways, ussualy in a joking way.

c'mon jake put away your toucey.

sometimes i touch her toucey when im bored.

toucey by Tradesles April 20, 2011

Touchdowned the Cellphone 

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

Touchdowned the Cellphone by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013

"Touch of Gray" Syndrome 

The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .

"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."

"Touch of Gray" Syndrome by flowtrees December 14, 2014

Touch moment 

Trying to touch a non-sensor screen.

I just had the touch moment trying to accept a phone call on a mac.

Touch moment by alexdbk January 4, 2015

touch my fucking ass 

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

touch my fucking ass by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

touchiuana

Is a wonderful power and admiring person. Touchiuana has a big heart and is generous to others Touchiuana is a beautiful woman!

Touchiuana is a powerful woman

touchiuana by Touchiuana June 18, 2018

touchdown deep throat 

Touchdown deep throat is getting deep throat beginning after the extra point attempt and ending at the next kickoff. Only for those that enjoy oral sex immensely. TDDT

Today girls were performing touchdown deep throat

touchdown deep throat by abadgirl2017 January 30, 2018