Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

Tekin

The hugest asshole ever to exist.

Do you see that kid Harun? He is such a Tekin.

by ShadDynasty March 25, 2022

Tobin

A sexual act in which one inseminates himself.

He loves it tobin style.

by Philosirapper December 19, 2016

Token

A person who makes a stupid mistake and is then branded with a name related to this mistake to forever rub their stupidity in their face.

A person who tries to change $20 into change but instead puts their money in a token machine and receives $20 worth of useless tokens would be branded "Token."

by Gauntlet17 August 15, 2012

takin' it dry

when a person is getting yelled at by another person for long periods of time, sometimes mistakenly.

Matt's really takin' it dry for leaving Mark's office door open over the weekend.

by The King of Nonsense January 18, 2006

takin pipe

When someone sucks dick.

Dam those bicthes lips are from ear to ear, she must have been takin pipe all the time. Mike G takes a lot of PIPE!

by Jake and Evan August 3, 2007

Toink

When an individual or an object lands and hits someone. Thats when you say toink, to add your own sound effect :P

an apple falls off a tree and hits somebody's head.. (Toink)

by Bullseye93 August 26, 2010