Craig time

Spending your personal time around an annoying retard

For fuck sake I want a weekend without Craig time !

by Yerkish March 11, 2015

bath time baby

That one person at a party who takes WAY more drugs than they can handle and then has a freakout in someone else's bathtub. Potentially with or without the door open.

Holy shit! Chad just did two hits of acid and he is full-on bath time baby in will's bathtub!

by The obvious truth May 15, 2016

kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.

Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"

by Rootsrock September 11, 2016

dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017

weird time

Acting or being weird

Niggas on weird time

by Whitethunder240 May 22, 2017

top time

Slang for the reverse missionary position. Ideally, you are able to see your woman's eyes, lips, shoulders, and most importantly, her spectacular breasts, in the same field of vision. This position also makes for easy transition of your lips from her lips to her breasts and vice versa. Great for foreplay or the full finish.

Last night was fabulous. Angie gave me some great top time!

by Backswing99 December 6, 2017

Cinder time

A phrase which means starting some form of sexual activity - ie. Time to get it on.

Jeff: I bought Clara a vibrator for her birthday but she was shy and didn't want to try it out..

Charles: Bummer! What did you do?

Jeff: I put on some Lionel Ritchie music and we had a couple of Yager shots and 10 minutes later you know what time it was..

Charles: Cinder time?

Jeff: You got it! Cinder time, all night long!

by Yuan Diego February 14, 2018