A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
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Dave tends to undervalue himself sometimes, but Dave is loved more than what he thinks. Dave is talented, hard-worker and a very kind and beautiful soul. Dave succeeds in everything he puts his heart into. Mimoiii
Dave deserves happiness and success in ever aspects of life. If Dave don't give up and continue to have faith , Dave will receive the heavenly reward waiting for him.
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Dave tends to undervalue himself sometimes, but Dave is loved more than what he thinks. Dave is talented, hard-worker and a very kind and beautiful soul. Dave succeeds in everything he puts his heart into. Mimoiii
Dave deserves happiness and success in ever aspects of life. If Dave don't give up and continue to have faith , Dave will receive the heavenly reward waiting for him.
Dave can and Dave will. Fighting✨😘
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