p-tom

P-TOM \ p-tom \ transitive noun:
1. Someone who operates, owns, or manages a website based on plur
2. Someone that does the above wearing target underwear
3. RON PAUL

p-tots-p-tots-pedo bear-ron paul, the guy on the couch

p-tom: see above

by Chris Hanson watching February 22, 2008

Tom Bullock

A funny, muscly guy that is sweet. He has a crush called dave. Dave is gay. Tom loves his xbox and he loves massive cunts, wet pussy and massive tits ;) Anyway Tom is a great guy and he is my friend :)

Love Steph Burrage :)

Dave: "you are such a Tom Bullock"

by Stephxxxxxxxxxxx December 31, 2011

Guncle Tom

A gay man, most often white, who considers themselves a Republican, fundamentalist Christian, or a part of any group where hating gay people is part of their core platform. They are often wealthy/privileged which allows them to be protected from the anti-gay policies and hatred their affiliates advocate. They find their wealth or status to be more important than being gay and the well-being of the LGBT community.

Peter Thiel often gives a lot of money to republican political campaigns. He openly stumps for extremely anti-gay politicians like Mike Pence and Trump. Peter Thiel is a Guncle Tom.

by AedanRoberts May 5, 2021

Uncle Tom

A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.

Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics

by LagPolice May 6, 2021

tom foolery

Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.

"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."

by splatharri February 14, 2013

Tom Holland

Gorgeous, but short

Tom Holland's instagram post was gorgeous

by Hal090909 December 5, 2018

tom brady

when you're goin' balls deep.

male: ask me who i am?
female: who are you?
male: Tom Brady!
female: why tom brady?
male: cause i go deep!

by dodi May 10, 2008