Ducks up

Ducks up in the historical opposite to Ducks down.
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".

A: Hey dude ducks up or ducks down?
B: Im'a go for ducks up!
A: Sorry dude its ducks down.

by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019

duck sasuage

Duck on down and get you some
"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)

Do you like duck sasuage?
- what is duck sausage?
"Duck on down and get you some"

by Fitzclash April 30, 2016

Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.

Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.

by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009

Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

Duck Walker

Someone who had rough sex and is hurting the next day.

Squatting. Sitting.

The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.

The duck walker also looks like a slut.

by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 13, 2009