chode sucker

some one very much like jantzen minton who sucks cocks that are wider than the are long and who sppoges in othe mens assholes and sucks it out with straws... jantzen also has a fetish for gerbils... i have no idea why he is such a sick fuck

god ur such a fucking chode sucker

by the one and only grand dragon of the abingdon kkk June 08, 2003

Chode Slam

1. Wrestling Move; Jumping off of top rope and slamming your chode on their forehead and or face.

2. Insult

Insult: "You flying Chode Slam!"

by Chode Grinder December 18, 2009

Chode Pizza

The process of cutting off some one's chode and using it to make pizza. In the series, you may add Chode Muffins.

Yo, i gave chode pizza to some bitch and she ate it!!!!

by Cliff Daddy February 25, 2005

beef chode

a chode (penis which is wider than it is long) which contains or is made of beef.

Kevin Peca has a beef chode

by Zack and Kevin December 29, 2002

Chode Snufler

To sniff and smuggle a tiny penis (also known as a chode) around.

Guy1: "This guy is a fag. HAH no way he has a chode in his hand. He's sniffing it too."
Guy2: "The proper terminology is Chode Snufler"

by nastynutsac June 13, 2009

Chode Bonger

An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.

Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"

Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."

Mort: "......."

by Jipums August 26, 2009

chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.

Gary has a hairy chode flap.

by Lesbian Trollop May 05, 2003