by Thewhitedarknight March 15, 2024

When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
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