by NwiekTM October 10, 2017
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"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
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Get the fuckered up mug.1. A person who engages in any sex act that includes penatration of a person that in some way resembles a fragal from the childrens show "Fragal Rock".
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1. I can't believe Frank banged Alissa, he is such a fragal fucker!
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2. What's wit Alissa and her attitude, she can be such a fragal fucker!
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