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Alphabet Times

While presently enjoying a pleasant situation, or often in hindsight of any form of delight and/or entertainment, it is quite common for one to comment, "gts," a teenage slang term and accepted reference to "good times". However, why is this shortened form of the phrase only used in reference to pleasure? Why not when one experiences, for example, sexual or racist feelings? The "Alphabet Times" is a clear and obvious solution to this problem. When experiencing any feeling of any sort, "good" may be replaced with any other applicable adjective/noun/verb, and emotion can be relayed by expressing yourself in "ats" to "zts".
Alphabet Times
awesome times
best times
car-RAZAYYY times
drunken times
erotic times
fucked up times
good times (classic)
helluva times
icy times
jokes times
KKK times/ kleenexy times
lazy times
monstrous times
nimbus 2000 times
octopi times
penis times
queer times
rusty nail times
satanic times
titty times
uvula times
vaginal times
wet times
x-rated times
you+me times
zamboni times
by fatones July 22, 2010
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stiffy time

See Stiffie Time.

'Stiffy time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.
What time is it?! STIFFY TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffy time tonight.
Why is it always stiffy time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffy time.
by StiffieSteve May 30, 2008
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It's time to disco!

It's time to have sex!

("have sex" can be replaced with "disco," like in Bollywood films, where censorship precludes any mention of sex)
Person 1: I'm so drunk.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 3: What should we do?
Person 1: It's time to disco!
Person 2: Yeah let's disco HARD!
Person 3: Yeah! Get out the disco balls.
Person 1: Point your fingers up.
Person 2: Thrust your pelvis.
Person 3: Ow!
Person 1: Can't stop.
Person 2: Won't stop.
by karsonwr December 7, 2009
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Naked Time

This is a time in the day or night where a group of individuals remove their clothing and enjoy the company of one another. These people may or may not be living in the same residence. Normal ativity resumes during this time; just without the restriction of clothes
Ian Tim James and I all enjoy naked time together every Thursday. We cook, watch TV or sit and chill
by We-Love-Naked-Time August 5, 2007
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Clark Time

The process of wanting to spend quality time with someone then just walking away.
Melissa said I came down to spend Clark Time with you but in reality she just walks away.
by Mother Denise October 31, 2008
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Drinking Time

(n) The time which those gathered in a colloquium of good-time-having mandate to be the moment that those present should, in the spirit of raucous festivity, quaff mightily of the fermented ambrosia contained within their various fermented ambrosia vehicles.
Right now. (That is to say it is presently, at the time of reading, Drinking Time.)
by The Dictator of Dance November 12, 2009
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It's rug time!

realx time ! Because rug make people feel cozy.
After serious topic now it's rug time!
by Sandya103824 September 23, 2009
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