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Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.
Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.
by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009
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Duck Walker

Someone who had rough sex and is hurting the next day.
Squatting. Sitting.

The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.

The duck walker also looks like a slut.
by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 13, 2009
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Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.
Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."
by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011
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duck doctor

It's the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the vaginatrician.

Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."

"The who?"

"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
by faceoftoday April 1, 2011
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Duck taupe

pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.

Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.

Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
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peeking duck

A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole
Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!
by mrmeanor January 20, 2016
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suck duck

A girl that you have on speed dial to suck your dick but don't fuck her at all. She just around when you want some head.
Last night I was in the mood to get some good as head so I called my suck duck over.
by Panty droppa April 3, 2016
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