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The only body of land/territory in the known universe to ever get the shit kicked out of it by Mexico. face it texas, its a fact. And by the way, as far as your little slogan "dont mess with texas!", sorry scumbags but we already did. It was called the Civil War and you got owned. Again, its a fact.
Beat down by the union Army, and the mexicans! Damn, Texas just cant win!
by irvinesucks January 22, 2009
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lubbock, texas

home to the best college available, Texas Tech!
lubbock, texas is like drunk sex: you're out before you even realize you're in.
by aybaylay June 16, 2008
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Texas Steamroller

When you put saran wrap in your mouth and you have a guy or girl shit in your mouth.
by RWJ October 18, 2008
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Texas History

A class that you have to take in 4th grade and 7th grade in Texas. It's pointless and no one ever pays attention. Everyone copies the answers from the stupid text book. I honestly don't know anyone who knows shit about it.
Me: Crap I have Texas History next
Other Person: Skip it. You don't learn anything anyway.
by sparkleziez August 6, 2009
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Texas tea

Slang term for crude oil, which is a resource located in Texas as well in other parts of the world.
"...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."
by Chairman July 6, 2004
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Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!
by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009
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texas

-A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
Contains the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas.
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by Dan Gleasac July 16, 2008
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