take a goodell

Named in honor of NFL Head Roger Goodell. To shit. Defecate. Lay cable. To move one's bowels, specifically on a Sunday from September thru January as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct.

" I ate so much yesterday at the BBQ, I can't wait to take a Goodell for the 1 O'Clock kickoff!

"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"

by Freakie14 October 3, 2017

Take a knee

To be interrupted in the act of performing cunnilingus on a frenchwomanin the lobby of your apartment by your housemate, ideally whilst wearing a waistcoat.

Dude, you take a knee like a pro. That shit cracked me up. You Bruce Forsythed that frenchie good.

by Alexander McQueen June 17, 2011

Take it to the Nipple

A less formal way of saying. "Take it to heart" or "Take it seriously"

Dude! I didn't mean it that way. Don't take it to the nipple.

Don't say things like that. He'll take it to the nipple.

by pimppapy January 10, 2012

take on me

The phrase "take on me" is nonsense verse that was written to sound cool. It's really just a grammatically incorrect version of "take me on". A-Ha repeating themselves in order to have catchier lyrics.

I have nothing clever for the chorus, so...."Take on me!"

by bombazee September 24, 2013

taking hot

When a male or female prostitute negotiate a sex act by offering not to use protection. A male John will climax inside of the prostitute for a higher premium. Example " I will take your hot for fifty or put on a jimmy for thirty."

I met a hot chick at the bar and took her home. I said I would use a condom, she was so drunk she just kept "taking hot" without a clue

by Titilus Maximus February 9, 2015

Baby Takes

The more I die, the more you live
Baby takes so much to give
The more you heal, the more I ache
Baby gives so much to take
The more you touch, the less I feel
Baby has so much to steal
The more you feel, the less I am
Well, baby stole so much to have

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Down inside and dry as a bone
Baby's upstairs all alone
Outside and wet like a fish
Baby took too much to give
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live

No

Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts

Baby Takes

by Death Menace August 13, 2022

take one

the fine art of snorting cocaine

well we got the bag you tring to take one? you dont got me

by witsend253 February 28, 2008