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You look like you can’t swim

It means you look like you can’t eat Coochie.
Her: *looks at boy* You look like you can’t swim...
Him: wym.
Her: Nvm🙄
by Yuhisaidit December 5, 2020
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Dat Shit Look Like Playdough

The phrase uttered by a fellow club-goer when a rather large woman decides to bootydance, thinking she is indeed, the shit.
Chris: Eww, check out that McFatass trying to grind on Allen!

Brandon: Dat Shit Look Like Playdough!
by Phyron Malazar November 14, 2012
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still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.
Well, at least I've still got my looks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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you look like a five course meal

When a guy tells you this it basically means he can eat you all day. It could be used as complement or Sexual term but either way we all know what term you'll choose
by Xysticc June 4, 2017
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does this shirt make me look fat

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"
by mike lemon May 3, 2009
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The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
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