Telegating

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.

"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"

by boxr October 15, 2008

telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

by ayamro May 3, 2009

Tell it to a bottle of scotch

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

by dexfan October 31, 2010

Telemiscommunication

Having trouble with telecommunication

*Via the phone*
Hey, hows your day been?
Hey, ho- no sorry you first.
What? can't hear you...
Hold on... Anyways. You were saying?
Oh, the delay's quite bad...
Wow, telemiscommunications.

by R530er October 13, 2014

I'll tell you what and such

Saying originating from Belmont County, OH. Used to begin a story or after something that promotes bragging rights in a rural or backwoods boondocks area. A similar saying is That's what's up.

Ex. I put a 3" lift kit and some 31's on my Chevy Tracker the other day, I'll tell you what and such.

Ex. I caught a catfish the other night. It was a big'un, I'll tell you what and such.

by ovredneck69 June 22, 2014

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

The best show on mtv ova the summer tHAT dissaperd cause mtv wasnt paying snoop for the show. NO MONEY, NO DOGGY FIZZLE TELEVIZZLE, FO SHIZZLE!

HOW OL IS U?
THIS MANY..
YEA! CROUTONS, ME LOVE THIS LONG TIME....YO!
AND BROUGHT U MANY OTHER ha,ha things.

by outlaST October 21, 2003

Miss Tell

When a person IM's or messages the wrong person.
mostly if the person sending the message sends something personal

Guy1 to Guy2 : yeah so what did you two do last night???
Guy2 to Girlfriend (miss-tell) : well me and her went ass to mouth and then i just strait fucked her vag
Girlfriend to Guy2 : WTF YOU ASSHOLE!!!! WHO WERE U TELLING?!?!?!?
Guy1 to Guy2 : sooooo???
Guy2 to Guy1 : .......................


^^^^^ Epic Miss Tell

by Squishy Saturn February 16, 2009