T-tard

Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.

Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 22, 2007

fack-tard

a facking retard who drools and its spit is white so it always looks like it has cum dripping from its mouth. it likes to rub against electrically charged penises until a white substance comes out.

you are a facking fack-tard.

by lester fayhee May 22, 2006

techno-tard

A person who is technically challenged.
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter

"How do u send a file?- im such a techno-tard!"

by Holly July 29, 2003

wii-tarded

a person dedicated to playing the Nintendo Wii.

Hey Isiah, you coming over tomorrow?
No! Gotta go a play my Wii
Your so wii-tarded.

by Brittney Sade December 10, 2006

Spem Tard

(singular) is one witch is the same as the original witch can be defined as one who may or not be called a name given to them at birth

(plural) is more than one of the same who can be described as a multipliable copy of the original witch may be able ascertain its own existence when confronted with the original blue print ie.. the name given at birth

Emma Goodall you are the original spem tard

by Spem Tard husband December 30, 2010

e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

by GeetSquad May 13, 2010