Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.

Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.

by Angrydriver May 13, 2022

Stander

When a kid is well old enough to Stand and still breast feeds from his mother or another woman.

The 7 year old got of his bike and his mum breast feed him in the park, his a stander.

by StanderJoe June 15, 2022

stoner fish

A starfish that is stoned

I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story

by Definitions better than ur mum June 19, 2022

Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.

Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.

by loopbedoop July 2, 2022

Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

by CanOfToast July 7, 2022

stunderwhelmed

Being "stunned" and "underwhelmed" at the same time.

- Didn't you just love reading/seeing/hearing something that's been largely overhyped?

Not really, I was stunderwhelmed.

by martiankat July 19, 2022

stonker

A large packed joint

Thank fuck that days over, time for a fuckin stonker

by Big Kev Macd July 24, 2022