Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.

When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.

by Frankie' September 18, 2014

step-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's steppibling's husband.

My step-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Stepped

When someone runs away or outpaces you

Ha! Chiara got stepped!

by Emanuel makufi May 11, 2022

Moscow Two Step

When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.

“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”

“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”

“Bet!!”

by Asian Obama October 1, 2022

step chicken

the most powerful cult on tiktok. our mother hen is Melissa @chunkysdead

attack, step chickens! rise up step chickens!

we are the step chickens, we will never stop!

by ninivy May 15, 2020

Step-Sister

A step-sister is when you get a handjob while behind the wheel of a right-side driving vehicle in ‘Merica!!

I just got my new SUV from London, my girlfriend gave me a ‘step-sister’ the first time I drove it in America!!

by T-town Gibby March 21, 2025