The Strokers

A Group of Young men, of ALL races that are known to stroke or masturbate atleast once a day. This Association is found at THA WALL, located in Le Grand High School.Founded in 2003 when a young male came to school and told everyone his tales of the many...many times he has MASTURBATED!

Young Man: I finally stroked it...and now I can't stop!
CEO of THE STROKERS: well young man WELCOME TO THE STROKERS.

by MARCO April 4, 2005

strike price

(FINANCE) on a financial derivative, the price at which the final transaction occurs. For example, the strike price of a call option is the price at which the owner of the option may buy the underlying item. If a call option is for 100 bbls of WTI crude oil at a strike price of $85.75/bbl, and the spot price is $86.50, then the option is worth (86.50 - 85.75) x 100 bbls = $75.

A put option is worthless if the strike price is lower than the spot price by the time it expires.

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

Strobe

Extreme laziness, to the point that one would feel the need to classify it as a mental disorder.

I know I was supposed to do that this weekend, but I was just feeling so strobe.

by Teleporting Baby November 4, 2011

stroker ace

the act of one man grabbing another mans genitalia in a sporting event.

did you see that? weirdo just pulled a stroker ace on the bjj mat!

by weeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww April 6, 2010

Counter Strike

Counter Strike.....

The reason why most gamers are single!

Joanna: Hey baby, you wanna go to dinner and catch a movie?
Jack: No I can't I have to play counter strike.
Joanna: WTF! It's just a game!
Jake: It's a commitment! Be happy I don't play World of Warcraft.
Joanna: Fuck off

by hippitydippity April 11, 2009

Counter-Strike sickness

Where one plays Counter-Strike or Counter-Strike: Source for long periods of time in a Zombie-like state. You may not be seen for a long while as you will spend every moment, that is not spent doing otherwise, playing CS or CS:S. The remedies for the "sickness" are:

1.) Un-install it and do something else.
2.) Find something that over-powers the urge to play CS.
3.) Go outside and have some fun.

There may indeed be other remedies, but these are the best. Now stop playing CS and go outside!

Counter-Strike zombie: in my 3 weeks offline i pwned hundreds of n00bs with my l33t deagle skills!

Internet forumer: That guy has the Counter-Strike sickness.

Random funny comment guy: Hey, come on, get up, get down with the sickness! :D XD :p

Counter-Strike zombie: n00bs! im going to go play cs, i dont have tiem for dis!

by Kee715 May 31, 2009

lucky strikes

awesome cigarette
hasn't changed since World War II

i got those lucky strikes that could beat your marb reds anyday

by headycheese February 15, 2006