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Get spooned

To be defeated, to be stepped on, to get cucked, rekt, murdered
ROFL x3, GET SPOONED, Carl!
by Femme boy November 1, 2020
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Spoon Scraper

An adjective applied to FPS players when they kill an enemy that an ally was trying to kill first.
That guy was mine! You're a Spoon Scraper.
by ersea April 19, 2013
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Spoon

What Liam Payne used to be afraid of. He has, however, overcome this fear!
Liam: "I have a strange fear of spoons."
The Boys: *Laugh*
Harry: *Makes some sort of awkward spoon shape with his hand*
Liam: "Ever since I was little- *sees Harry's hand* that doesn't resemble a spoon at all"
by ayr_snommisztif November 29, 2020
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Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.
Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.
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Indian Spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc.
I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?
by luvsins4smegma January 14, 2025
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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