When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.
- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
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- Why would you tell me that.
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by Reynart April 24, 2016
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Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
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Hey look at that Santamera
by Big bad small July 24, 2016
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by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016
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Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
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