Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Soft No

Another way of saying "Probably not"

Guy 1: Hey, can we stop at the liquor store real quick.
Guy 2: That's a soft no.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Soft Pack

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.

How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.

by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020

Soft

LaMarcus Aldrigde

Q: Are the Warriors going 4-0 against the Spurs?
A: Probably because LMA is a soft b.

by Lestoyle May 28, 2018

Soft weiner

Flacid

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.

by Abe1961 July 27, 2018

soft neck

a girl has deep throated so many boys her neck done got soft; a female who can take it to the head without gaggin; a female has gotten teabagged so many times her throat soft; a girl who

man sheila a soft neck

by Navaiya January 14, 2007