Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

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Small handed bitch

Rad

Rad is a small handed bitch

by PsychoSak October 28, 2020

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small nigga

Nigga with a small dick, it’ll happen one day

That nigga got a small dick
Yeah he’s a small nigga

by UrbanInsanity March 4, 2025

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Small Gandalf

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho

“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear”

“I know right!”

by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022

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Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits

"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....

by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025

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Small Take Kai

A Small Take Kai is a saying common among people who come from Reading, United Kingdom. It's used to describe someone who only takes a small portion despite there being an abundance of something.

Person 1: "Why did Josh only take two."

Person 2: "Yeah he's a real Small Take Kai."

by Hector_salamam October 30, 2023

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