soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

Soft

It is a feeling that only little bitches feel.

1 ryn is being a bit soft right now so she's a penis head.

by Were money March 25, 2021

Soft cunt

someone who is useless when it comes to handling themselves

Stop being a soft cunt DB

by Biglad92 October 2, 2021

Soft Fan

A fan who doesn’t have a team but cheers for the one closest to him

Gary is a soft fan dude likes the San Jose sharks but he’s from Portland.

by OOJack91 January 30, 2021

Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020

Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

75 soft

When you're a little bitch and you fail 75 soft

cbass failed 75 hard so he's 75 soft

by RMR104 February 19, 2022