shafted

To get fucked over, or fail in any way. Not succeeding in the task performed by the stunt man.

Dude, Max got shafted the other day trying to do a bike trick.

by karss June 13, 2016

Shaftisfied

When you purchase an item and are content, yet you are aware you where shafted for it

that diamond ring left me absolutely shaftisfied

by qwerty is wired December 2, 2016

Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.

"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"

by Salopty December 31, 2016

shifaan

Another name for the moon.

Moon

The first person on shifaan was Neil Armstrong

by Kittythecat February 26, 2017

shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017

Shaft cleavage

Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.

Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.

by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017

shaft

to be ignored by someone, to be dissed

did that a girl you were talking to finally open your snapchat? yeah but she shafted me.

by _kodakwhite_ June 13, 2017