Rule 63

Rule 63 is an internet rule that means "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." This also apply to female characters turning into males. Unlike Rule 34, there are two exceptions to this rule. A: the male character is already so androgynous that a female version would be basically the same, or B: the female version hasn't been drawn yet.

Man: Chun-li is so sexy right about now.
Woman: Bah, here's a Rule 63 Chun-Li without boobs and now with a penis.
Man: Ok that's wrong...Now let me show you Dante with a Vagina and Brest.

by TheFallenWriter July 16, 2010

Three Tattoo Rule

The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."

1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.

2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.

by Blenderhead91 June 7, 2009

Australian Rules

Australian Rules (or australian football) is a REAL sport, the only protection footy players wear is a mouthguard, unlike those americans who have to wear padding. It is entertaining to watch and requires skill, unlike people who have an IQ of 2, and those gay american footballers and rugby players who will find any excuse to jump all over eachother.

The adelaide crows are the best team in the Australian Rules competition. 2010 premiership is ours boys

by aussie_babee December 1, 2009

rule 133

If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

On interwebs
person 1: Hey baby looking for a good time?
person 2: Yea...wait rule 133

by Carlb0t January 11, 2010

A Riley Reid

When an older teen (usually female ) sexually assaults a younger teen (usually male)

I Pulled A Riley Reid on my little brothers friend in the movie theater on the weekend

by RylieReed June 30, 2020

Rule 144

The best (possibly only way) to make a troll go away is by giving him food
Exception: if the troll is female, there is no troll

Kathy: This guy has been trolling my facebook for days
Rich: Give him some food, he'll go away, Rule 144
Kathy: seriously?
Rich: ya Rule 144 nearly never fails

by Linkhunter10 January 14, 2013

Sharpie rule

This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.

"He stole my new Sharpie marker but I can't take it back because of the goddamn Sharpie rule."

by blindorange October 2, 2009