Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard
Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point
by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019
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Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.
Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player
by bellantone June 13, 2016
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Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.
by January 07, 2021
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Morally Retarded

Used to describe a person whose viewpoint or opinion is outdated or behind the times on a divisive subject, racism, fascism, etc.
Ben hates black people because he thinks "they're all criminals", so I think Ben is morally retarded.
by DMJC26 June 14, 2020
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retard valley

the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj
let’s go hang at retard valley!
by jlips910 March 03, 2020
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Retard Convention

1. In literal terms, a group of mentally handicapped people in a room or area.
2. In figurative terms, a gathering of a bunch of fucking morons to talk about their idiotic ideals.
"Hey dude are you going to go to that G-Eazy concert?" "No! I'm not going to that retard convention! It's a waste of time.
by DJmemestar July 27, 2016
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Gay retard

A male person (usually of dark skin) that is exceptionally smart in every field (especially medicine) and skilled in anything but physical exercise.
by David62 December 02, 2022
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