emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.
by mr lova lovaaa November 28, 2012

Bone your hoe from behind and pull out and Jizz on her back. Then throw rice down on the bed and then she rolls in it and gets covered like a rice crispy treat.
by Elje July 1, 2011

by TheDur May 8, 2019

by probe killer September 5, 2004

Yang: Hey isn't that Bong over there grinding with a white guy? I thought he was sticky rice.
Yin: Naw man. Ever since he went to learn English in Idaho he's totally converted rice.
Yang: Ai yah!
Yin: Naw man. Ever since he went to learn English in Idaho he's totally converted rice.
Yang: Ai yah!
by Toodles McGuy November 8, 2008

by chodeyjoe October 20, 2009

by bailey johnson May 13, 2005
