running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages

Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache

by Dank McPot February 4, 2014

Gay retard

A male person (usually of dark skin) that is exceptionally smart in every field (especially medicine) and skilled in anything but physical exercise.

look at the gay retard

by David62 December 2, 2022

Extraordinarilly retarded

Being extraordinarilly retarded is being very fucking dumb it is extraordinary. Your whole fucking brain is in a mess.

Matthew:"Holy shit that guy on the quiz was so extraordinarilly retarded!"
Jesse:"Yea what the actual fuck."

by Savakiri63 April 6, 2020

retard valley

the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj

let’s go hang at retard valley!

by jlips910 March 3, 2020

Retard Convention

1. In literal terms, a group of mentally handicapped people in a room or area.
2. In figurative terms, a gathering of a bunch of fucking morons to talk about their idiotic ideals.

"Hey dude are you going to go to that G-Eazy concert?" "No! I'm not going to that retard convention! It's a waste of time.

by DJmemestar July 27, 2016

retard chariot

4 wheeler A.K.A. Quad

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!

by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008