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sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020
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Racing Stripes

The trenches dug from a right toothy blowjob.
His excuse for ejaculating so fast was his new racing stripes his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.
by CaptainZelch March 24, 2019
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testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses
Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
by Fronk donk August 25, 2017
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swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night
by GoonBoi May 8, 2020
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race

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?
by Ereck Flowers March 4, 2018
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Parking Lot Racing

Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.

Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.

Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
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Stick to your race

I mean, come on everybody?

The white people stick here, every other minority then we all separate and group together. Isn't it so obvious everywhere you go in the world?

Origination: America
Stick to your race.

Just if you don't get it you're dumb?
by VidKid369 August 19, 2023
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