Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.

If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.

by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025

pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.

just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming

by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025

Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.

I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

pickle pepsi

Way cheaper than from KFC you only need a jar of pickles and pepsi made by the wizard

"hello youtube how you doing today everybody I saw a video on pickle pepsi"

by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025

Paraguayan Popsicle

When you piss into a popsicle-shaped mold and leave it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it and feed it to your significant other, or share it.

Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!

by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025

Fudge Popsicle

A sexual act where one partner shits themselves, then the other takes the shit and strokes the other partners penis with it, then licks it off.

“Can we please fudge popsicle tonight”.

by lancesdandle January 16, 2026

Triple Fist Popsicle

When 3 Males have intercourse with their 3 dicks in the one butthole of another male or female, Then they Cum at once, And then one male fists the butthole scooping the Cum and licking it off the fist, then the other 2 males join in and lick the fist covered in cum.

Ahh fuck yeah, just lick that Triple Fist Popsicle

by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016