Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
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by Ernesto July 15, 2004
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When punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet dink, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. Now she can help to fight evil.
by PolishBikeride23 October 11, 2006
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Get the polish potato mug.The act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.
The silly boy pulled out the Polish Bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.
by odogg_illinois July 18, 2010
Get the Polish Bagpipes mug.The visible physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
“Look at those big people shuffling to the car with the groceries. Can’t make it up the steps with those big bags of chips and soda pop. Must be food stamp poisoning.”
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