Peter

Slang for penis

He has a long peter. I am a purple peter eater - as in giver of BJs to a purple penis or any chosen colour.

by Purple Peter Eater January 6, 2020

peter frampton

A pretty good musician who gave us 'Baby I Love Your Way' and 'Show Me The Way' but who put his career in the shitter after he starred in the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band movie which sucked ass. Now he has to get his food at B.K. and not have it catered to him on a silver plate which he then throws away after he is done like the best guitarist of all time Eric Clapton

Peter Frampton's album 'Frampton Comes Alive' was popular for an unknown reason.

by Matty J December 5, 2004

saint peter

Something you need to do to either get your karma back on track or to prevent your ass from getting whooped.
A good deed.

"I better pull a St. Peter or Mama's gonna give me the shoe!"

by bollo March 4, 2004

Peters Pan

A kitchen utensil that doubles as a cum- catcher for PETE MEAT to wank into.

"Quick, get Peters Pan I'm gonna shoot my muck"

by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

Peter Parker

A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.

Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!

by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 30, 2006

Peter

Gay and Obese Creature

"Get that Peter off of me," I Screamed in terror

by okoi December 16, 2019

Simon Peters

A word for faecal matter, poo, shit etc.

I just did a Simon Peters on my grandmothers TV!

by GODINHUMANFORM July 24, 2012