My Penguin

A select few of your closet girls that are your best friends aka my penguins.

Do you know Andrea and Kirsty?
They are My Penguins!!

by nonny1506 August 7, 2011

Bloody Penguin

When a white male fucks a black girl while she is on her period.

"I was fuckin this black bitch during her period, it looked like a bloody penguin."

by Weezy Baby November 1, 2007

Ghetto Penguin

Only the best fucking penguin on the net! You either love him or you hate him. And if you hate him you can suck his motherfucking dick!

Wow, he's Ghetto Penguin

by Ghetto_Penguin February 6, 2005

Penguin

1) A black and white bird that can't fly.

2) A gorgeous guy that has amazing hair, wears skinny jeans, loves screamo, is fluffy, and has an obsession with pop tarts.

1) Oh my God! Look! It's a penguin!

2) Woah! Did you see that incredibly pretty penguin?!

by Love <333333 February 15, 2010

pengi

The word Pengi originates in India its often used to describe a person who is cock-eyed.

Pengi is Feminine
Penga is Masculine

That girl is a "sali Pengi"....

Or

"He is a right Penga"

I often call my other half a 'Penga'

by Queen of Pengi's June 22, 2006

chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009

Penguin

used to describe the way a woman walks after a long night of sex; usually more common with virgins' first nights

Man, you should have seen her! She was a penguin!

by Bowlegged June 23, 2005