Bit of an anorexic cunt that likes to slags others for their appearance which I'd like to think is ironic but knowing Patrick he's 100% serious even though he could be 10x uglier. A patrick dickinson likes to make himself puke for the enjoyment of others but still thinks highly of himself. He would talk about taking advantage of drunk girls but would be too scared to touch anyone even if they passed out, thankfully. Don't turn your back to them because they talk mad shit to distract everyone from their insecurities.
by MadCunt_3692 October 25, 2018
by sucky123 March 08, 2009
When we hooked up I was Patrick Starring It
by deeznutz10069 January 25, 2021
Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
by My tit is very soggy June 08, 2018
by Evan Patrick June 08, 2014
When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 01, 2016
A narcissist that treats his girl like shit and everything revolves around him he is always right it's his way or no way and loves to get fucked in the ass
Patrick futter you bitch
by Casandracastillo October 26, 2022