parkerJH

Super Chill cute funny supports you in what you do. She likes picking up strangers at 12 at night and do activities with them. Kinda Weird. but overall an absolute 11 out of 10. :)

p1. Hey do you know parkerjh?
p2. yea

p1. you better stay inside your house at around 11:45
p2. why

p1. she'll kidknap ya

p2. ono I'm getting personal security.

by tundy September 20, 2020

Parker

Very cool and gets all the BIG BOOTY BITCHES. Makes Miles his bitch.

See Miles over there... Yeah Miles is Parkers bitch.

by WAAAAAAHWAh October 7, 2020

Parker

A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..

"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"

by goodbøy October 13, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very cool guy and he is very attracted to asians with brown eyes and amazing personality and doesn’t get mad at all and her name is venice

Parker loves venice, Parker is in love with venice

by anonymous82648281 October 18, 2020

Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Palmerston Moving

Palmerston Moving is a moving company with white gloves service. Located in Canada, it mainly serves Toronto and GTA

I hired Palmerston Moving to make my move

by Dromedalio October 21, 2020