Pants Cape

A pair of pants that are worn as a cape, either when drunk, when mistaking ones neck for legs or when improvising for the lack of a cape.

Ben: "Scott are you wearing your pants around you neck?"

Scott: "Danadandandan Pants cape"

Ben: "Pants Cape?"

Scott: "Pants cape!"

by Burn T.D.I December 9, 2008

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

Pants Goblin

N. A person who always wears shorts every single day. A person who wears shorts even when it is cold.

It was 20 degrees but he still had on shorts because he was a Pants Goblin.

by Cowkiller12345 January 12, 2010

white-pants

A pair of slacks colored white.

Jeez, Josiah's wearing his white-pants again!

by Randi March 28, 2004

Girl Pants

When emo kids wear their mother's pants and consider it to be a fashionable thing to do. This is also common among guidos and other stylish ethnic kids. Don't be fooled, there are consequences to wearing girl pants since the balls are restricted and may lead to infertility.

T probably doesn't want to have kids if he's wearing those girl pants.

by plumpkin October 1, 2005

happy pants

when ones pants are stretched out due to penis elongation

When eric middleman sees a young child covered in spoiled milk

by Boys October 17, 2003

in your pants

Phrase signifying the likeliness of the location of an object or action.

There is a nuclear wadte storage facility in your pants

by Rob B March 1, 2005