Indo-Pakistani War

Coming soon.

I hope the Indo-Pakistani War doesn’t start.

by higstudios May 13, 2025

Aubergine Pakora

Getting poked with an aubergine up the ass.

“Tell you whit mate. I Cannae even walk straight the day cause I got an aubergine pakora last night fae big Dave”

by DebbieDoesGallas October 10, 2025

spontaneous paki explosion

Spontaneous paki explosion is a phenomenon where a person of south asian origin will cut someone off because they percieve themselves as superior.

Person 1: Hey man, my friend underwent spontaneous paki explosion. What should I do?
Person 2: Get your money up, that should be enough to force a spontaneous paki implosion.

by goatvertzzz November 29, 2025

The Pakistani spear

The Pakistani spear consists of putting a toothpick up the hole of a penis and having the person with the toothpick take a piss so the toothpick shoots out of the penis like it’s a spear.

I was kidnapped by this group of people and they made me do the Pakistani spear.

by YupBro11 January 8, 2026

ala me pakels

A tagalog slash Filipino slang for "I don't care".

Ala came from the Filipino word "wala" which means none.
Me as in the English word "me".
And pakels was derived from the Filipino word "pakialam" which means care.

"Hey I heard they were talking shit about you."
"No way? Oh well, ala me pakels."

by sasaintheforest June 5, 2018

Did a Paki

Threw a cricket game. To engage in match fixing.

Pakistan just lost to USA at the T20 World Cup. Clearly they did a Paki.

by Raoul Monteban June 6, 2024

Dan The Man From Pakistan

I big Nigger with a soup bowl/ can colder in his chest. This man will destroy your mom’s booty hole as well your sisters. I hate gays but loves cuddling with his cousin.

Dan The Man From Pakistan spent a night with your mom and now she has trouble walking, and even talking.

by Danthebigcockedman December 6, 2024