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painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"
by Hippoguru September 16, 2016
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
mugGet the Paint Jobmug.

paint

by bruhitslenut February 6, 2017
mugGet the paintmug.

Fresh paint

"just put up some fresh paint on the tables"
by Sybeny June 22, 2021
mugGet the Fresh paintmug.

PAINT PORN

Paint porn is people rubbing paint on there body while there naked
Dude you watched paint porn same man
by Dteven November 2, 2020
mugGet the PAINT PORNmug.

paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
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Tamil Painting

Tamil Painting (or Kannada Afterglow) is a sexual activity. Their are two people needed, a “painter” and a “canvas.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The "canvas" proceeds to shit and piss into the "painter's" open mouth while repeatedly bouncing its ass on the "painter's" face.

2. The "canvas" then proceeds to give the "painter" a blowjob while the "painter" spits out and smears the shit onto the "canvas's" face, as well as into its eyes, nostrils, mouth, and ears.
I gave my best friend Julia a Tamil Painting for his birthday and she loved it.
by Vishnu Balasubramanian March 24, 2024
mugGet the Tamil Paintingmug.

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