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promotivate

The act of awarding someone a promotion to a position of greater responsibility because you think they have potential. This misguided belief asserts that they will achieve greater success if they are given the opportunity to lead. This practice almost universally ends in colossal failure.
Ronnie? Really? That guy has screwed up so many times that he is the poster boy for failure! I would never give him an ounce of responsibility.

Yeah, but I think if we promotivate him it will go a long way. As captain of the team, I really think he's going to mature into a fine role model, you'll see!
by Doug Dittly Doo August 27, 2018
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Promis

When you spell promise wrong or make a typo.
Person 1: I promis
Person 2: Typo?
Person 1: No... How the fuck did I spell promise wrong like that? Well that's embarrassing.
by British Scum September 10, 2018
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promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho
Promise is a big dick daddy
by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018
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promonition

A predictive feeling about whether or not you will receive a promotion.
I don't usually have much confidence in fortune-tellers, especially when they claim to have promonitions about local corporate ladder-climbers.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Prominent Punctuation

Prominent punctuation enlarges periods and commas by drawing a circle around each period, and by drawing a large upward pointing arrow head above each comma. The periods with a circle around them, and the commas with the upward pointing arrow heads above them are standard text editing symbols which can also be used when writing to boost certainty and write better.
Working as a Writing Tutor at Borough of Manhattan Community College in 2014, when proofreading, C.M. Fabara started drawing a circle around each period, and an upward- pointing arrow head above each comma for students to more easily see where they were located in the text. Then, to help him see where a text's periods and commas were on a paper when writing a first draft or subsequent version of a paper, he started adding a cicle to all the periods and an upward-pointing arrow head to all the commas in a paper. Four-years later he named his technique "prominent punctuation" and submitted it to UrbanDictionary.com for their approval.
by but for December 1, 2018
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Prominent Punctuation

Prominent punctuation enlarges periods and commas by drawing a circle around each period, and by drawing a large upward pointing arrow head above each comma. The periods with a circle around them, and the commas with the upward pointing arrow heads above them are standard text editing symbols which can also be used when writing to boost certainty and write better.
Working as a Writing Tutor at Borough of Manhattan Community College in 2014, when proofreading, C.M. Fabara started drawing a circle around each period, and an upward- pointing arrow head above each comma for students to more easily see where they were located in the text. Then, to help him see where a text's periods and commas were on a paper when writing a first draft or subsequent version of a paper, he started adding a cicle to all the periods and an upward-pointing arrow head to all the commas in a paper. Four-years later he named his technique "prominent punctuation" and submitted it to UrbanDictionary.com to request their approval.
by but for December 1, 2018
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Prometeusz

Osoba która nosi zawsze przy sobie zapalniczkę żeby odpalać papierosy.
-Jest tu jakiś Prometeusz ?
-Ja
-Dzięki mordo
by misterek December 24, 2018
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