pipe her down

to run a train and crave sexual intercourse with a certain baddie on the block. deadass .

aye, Jimmy don't forget to pipe her down after the movie, she lowkey asking' for the pipe.

by The plug in n out May 22, 2017

Fart pipe

pipe used to get smell out bathroom drain

it smells in the bathroom fartpipe must be cloged

by tonyrichjosh October 25, 2003

Lead Pipe Feeling

Emotion experienced when you are watching someone do or say something that is so awkward and embarassing, that you not only feel embarassed for them, but want to hit them with a lead pipe to make it stop.

Watching Anna Nicole Smith - both the show and her life - will illicit strong "lead pipe feelings."

You're in a bar, and your friend walks up to a girl he's been eyeing all night. You watch from afar as he forgets how to construct meaningful sentences, and procedes to explain his duties as "Head Dungeon Master."

by Destructo Hero November 20, 2005

chew my pipe

The art of sucking the male reproductive organ.

Chris: "Hey bitch, chew my pipe."
Girl: "Mmm! I love to chew!"

by Mercedes owns Hollywood August 21, 2006

Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 19, 2006

alaskan pipe line

When someone takes a massive shit, then freezes it, and in this process it becomes a frozen dildo. The girl then proceeds to use it to the benefit of her pussy.

After Candy scooped the poop out of the toilet, she put in the freezer for later pleasure, creating an alaskan pipe line.

by candy isanhower October 27, 2007

Saskatchewan Pipe Dope

Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.

Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.

by Max Hard Core November 10, 2010