spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

puppy sweep

When you hook up with someone much younger than you for the plot.

Hey, did you hear about Kim’s puppy sweep last weekend?

by jamarcus522 January 23, 2024

Playing with his Puppy

Puppy, also known as a penis.

Can be used with words: your, my, his, her, their.

Dad where is Timmy?

I don’t know probably upstairs playing with his puppy.

by ThePuppyBeatingMachine May 4, 2022

yes puppy

A person who does everything someone else tells them

In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped

Hey are you going to the movie tonight?

Do you want me to?

Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy

by Cooliothecat December 20, 2013

hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015

Puppy

Puppies are cute

"Omg is that a puppy? "
" yes"
"*pat pat"
:D.

by Xan xan xan xan xan December 20, 2021

beatboxing puppy

A tiny puppy who has the ability to beatbox like an adult human.

Jamie: Girl, we've been knowing how to draw,
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?

(beatboxing ensues)

by iBrokeMyGlasses January 29, 2024